The Story of the Moral of the officiel Mango That Could Tango by Phil Green NEUF

Strange things happening at night, in officiel a FRUIT shop of all places... A dancing mango... An angry plum... Asparagus spears being thrown... At who? And why? And who saw the Italian salad dressing and why were they looking? What happened to the eggs and what were they afraid of? Who must be nuts and why was that OK... What on earth is going on? The Story Of The Moral Of The Mango That Could Tango tells the tale of a Mango, who, bored with sitting quietly in the shop like a good piece of fruit should, spontaneously dances the tango around the shelves thereby dividing the shop by upsetting some and inspiring others. It is demanded he explain himself and defend his actions to those who prefer an "adherence to convention," with a surprise as to who comes to his defence, inspiring reconciliation, and a unified happy conclusion.